Faced with the fact this year that he will probably lose the election. John McCain Hired the former head of the Super Adventure Club to head his campaign. Citing his remarkable prowess for getting people to do things they don't want to do (Using a little twirly contraption seen above), McCain highlighted the move by showcasing some of his talents, saying "The former S.A.C. Head was able to woo Chef away from south park and we need help in Colorado". McCain's Campaign said that his marketing campaign is so effective it's almost like mind control. I guess we will see if the gamble pays off...
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