McCain Campaign : "Barrack Obama Fathered Black Children"

That is the next McCain Campaign press release. They think since it worked against McCain in 2000 it should work against Barack. Try and get the attention off the economy and Spain. Focus on Obama's two girls. Where did they come from? Who was their mother? Hmm That's what John McCain wants to know.



Oh wait he's ... And his wife is ...

His girls should be ... Ohhhhh



Well John McCain knew exactly what color Obama was. He just wanted everyone to know that in case they didn't know, and that his kids were as well. Yeah, but what we really meant was he fathered a white child. Totally swear.



Ha ha ha. Ok so maybe that's a bad joke, I think its funny. After everything else they have come up with, not too much of a stretch. When you start twisting reality like they do everything becomes plausible, screw facts what will make us look good?



The things they have said it's almost like they don't even stop to think if what their saying is even true or not. Whatever comes to mind and go with it, get questioned about it, take it somewhere else. Just make sure to use keywords like us, freedom, enemies, protect and your fine.



McCain strategy 101




Because of John McCain this was
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry