Breaking : John McCains Secret Affair

The other Washington affair the press didn't want you to know. A love affair they could hide no longer. Joe Lieberman an older Jewish man with a penchant for being a Jackass, and John McCain a Panamanian born Admiral's Son and consistently temperamental blowhard.

They found love during the Presidential election. Outcasts in their parties their love blossomed into a passionate love affair, a love affair that will test their views on gay marriage. I hear they will announce on Ellen.

I wonder if they get a single bed when they travel...